Him wot used to be good at driving, but now sits behind the wheel like a total nonce on a Sunday afternoon in Eastbourne town centre, Hamilton's washed up career as Britain's only black driver successful enough not to be arrested by British police officers for, oh I dunno, drugs or summink, won't stop him from smashing his £6 billion car into a wall of tyres and 'doing a Senna'.
Predictor: Bill Swan, Crawley
Mortality Status: Alive
