This is the second Geordie football player to enter the Celebrity Cemetery, so take that as fucking career advice, Newcastle. Rumour has it that when he and his brother Jackie stand next to one another, astronauts have mistaken their glorious slap-heads for an enormous pair of upward facing tits the likes of which the world has never seen before. But does that mean that Bobby deserves to puke up God's life sandwich into the bucket of eternal sleep? Let's wait and see...
Predictor: Tom Bowen, Brighton
Mortality Status: Alive
