I can hear you chuckling already. I know what you're thinking; "Is that grotesque, wobbly old monstrous mess of a man pictured above the former lead singer of Culture Club?" Sure is. Funny isn't it? Go on, have a good look. It's as if an elephant gave birth to an unshaven tumour, right? Yeah. Might I suggest that someone, somewhere, preferably someone a little unhinged, kidnap this hideous freak, handcuff him to a radiator and fist his arse hole for a good 24 hours whilst screaming "How do you fucking like it?", until eventually smashing his swollen skull into a thick paste with a massive hammer? Just a thought.
Predictor: Luke Clothier, Brighton
Mortality Status: Alive
