The Astronomic Kitten star recently lost her lucrative deal with well-known chav supermarket chain Iceland, after journalist investigations uncovered evidence that she is really fat and really annoying. Oh and she's got a cheeky penchant for snorting coke (and eating cakes), which has led to fears about her health. If only it were possible for people to drown on their own stupidity, she'd have died months ago.
Predictor: Luke Semlekan-Tansey
Mortality Status: Alive
