Wednesday 30 December 2009

Dick Van Dyke


Born Richard Truck Lesbian way back in 1925, Van Dyke has really overstayed his welcome on Planet Earth. The Brits have never forgiven him for what he did in Mary Poppins (check the DVD for the deleted rape scene). The fact is, the clock's ticking for this old codger.

Predictor: Tom Bowen, Brighton
Mortality Status: Alive