Adorable child star turned crusty skank, Lohan's debauched behaviour over the last twelve months has shocked even the most hardened freaks and sex offenders. Reports of Lohan snorting cocaine off Crocodile Dundee star Paul Hogan's shoulder blade, because she thought "it would be funny", were exaggerated, but even so there's a very high chance that this ginger bitch will be cashing in her life chips for death dollars very soon.
Predictor: Will Dobson, Brighton
Mortality Status: Alive
