Former world class Geordie footballer turned brainless alcoholic fuck-up Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has most likely drunk himself to an inch of his life on many occasions in the past. However, after recent speculation regarding a dramatic lifestyle u-turn, it looks like Gazza's gone and ruined all our fun. The question is, will his former boozed up behaviour haunt him into an early grave? Let's hope so.
Predictor: Will Dobson, Brighton
Mortality Status: Alive
