He may be a bit of a spastic, but Stephen Hawking is cleverer than he looks. No, seriously, he's generally thought of as being one of the smartest chaps on the fucking planet. I know, I was surprised too! Mental. Sadly, Hawking's monged-up body is letting his brain down; recent reports of a sudden health scare suggest that his funny little robot voice might soon be silenced forever. Bad for humanity, good for the Celebrity Cemetery.
Predictor: Marc Redhead, Seaford
Mortality Status: Alive
