Rumour has it that former Baywatch star Pammy is riddled with hepatitis after she drank the blood of a child that she accidentally killed with her left breast. Reports indicate that the incident also caused a small fracture to appear in the implant hidden discretely within the aforementioned tit, leaving her vulnerable to sudden death by silicone poisoning. Given the sheer stupidity of the woman, perhaps she'll just simply eat her own hands and choke to death.
Predictor: Ros Ball, Brighton
Mortality Status: Alive
